SharkEatingBreakfast

Question from a dummy: why should you use a VPN when visiting?

“Dang. This is, like… the never-ending soda.”

Nah, man, he smokes weed, so he’s “socially liberal”!

He’s also the child of a Mexican immigrant & an indigenous mother. His grandparents literally jumped a fence and came to the US illegally.

…he’s a staunch supporter of Tr×mp.

Idk, man. Idk.

My former best friend was “fiscally conservative”. What that actually meant was that he hated poor people and wanted cuts & heavier restrictions on government programs for them.

He was raised on food stamps his whole life, but oh well.

I hate to say it, but I think that folks have taken advantage of “be patient of folks with trauma/mental illness/etc.” and turned it into “you HAVE to put up with me or else you’re an asshole who is insensitive to those with struggles.” And nobody wants to be “the guy who wasn’t supportive enough”.

It’s okay to break up with someone if you are too overwhelmed by their needs, regardless of their trauma/mental illness. Staying will make both people absolutely miserable in the long run.

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If your club has a secret code that I’m already supposed to know, I don’t want to be a member.

I hate this timeline more and more.

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Probably a local gym.

Thanks, I will! (:

Go to the gym until you are able to fling them into the air with ease!

…My teen would actually love that, ngl.

Your cute themed meal privileges have been revoked. 🫵

As long as the baby has control of their head and neck & isn’t a squirmy worm, it’s usually fine! You’re not leaving them up on a ledge alone or anything— you’re literally holding them.

It’s okay if folks don’t want to risk it with their kids due to their own preferences & trust in their strength and/or the child’s temperament. I used to do it when my kid was tiny! But I get if people don’t feel comfortable doing it with their own kids.

There’s a higher risk of your baby injured in a car accident, tbh.

My brother used to balance his kids up in the air with one hand, singing out “March of the Gladiators” as he did. They love it!

Only accident I’ve witnessed was when the father was a). intoxicated and b). around a lot of obstacles that could be easily tripped over (someone else caught the baby, don’t worry). Worst wedding I’ve ever attended.

If you’re sober, not a moron, and in an open space, try it out! (assuming your child has hit the phase where they can easily support their own head & neck, of course).

Were people hurt?? Ffs America

Wait

What’s going on…?

Fool me once, shame on me! Fool me twice…

You should scan it and find out then tell us about it.

— me, an actual coward

Maybe this whole post is an ironic shitpost? If not, that makes it even funnier, tbh. I just can’t tell anymore.