Don’t forget about Blue-Footed Boobies!

Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.

Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.

Peeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.

I’ve always preferred Geri’s Game anyway

That’s the punchline I learned too, definitely hits harder imo.

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Shouldn’t this be proof that the change was really inside her all along? How does she know they’re not lying to cover-up for the fact that they got Bigfeet walking around?

But why would that lead her to sue the park for saying it was a bear? Seems unrelated.

Drag’s not illegal yet, selling it is still a legitimate career path.

“Cake farts are my favorite” - iykyk

Pour the freaking mulk, Josh!

Overdraft because you literally don’t have any money? That’ll be more money please.

Have you? Kinda seems like you made my point, but whatevs!

That title makes way too much sense to be an anime title, it should be like Revolution Breakfast or Friday Night Jump Package or something.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to boxing, because of the gloves and the ring.

Where does that right come from? Being on the land that they brutally colonized? Maybe if they hadn’t spent the last few decades trying to eradicate an entire population, no one would be accusing them of genocide. As it stands, the accusations are historically accurate.

He knowingly signed bombs, doesn’t really matter to me who’s children it killed, he’s a psychopath.