I wish I didn’t have to tell the expert artisanal sandwich craftsman how to make the sandwich step by step. “I’d like a number 5”

-What bread? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-Toasted? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-What meat? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-What veggies? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-What cheese? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

-What sauce? “Whatever’s in the picture for number 5”

Why bother selling meals if each component requires a conversation. The fucking meal option should skip that bulshit unless initially ordered as such. ‘I’d like a number 5 with everything different than advertised’

That was my go-to long ago

Young Jesus fearing me hypothesized that the Garden of Eden was within the Bermuda triangle. It made sense to me… God kicked out the unworthy and disappearing planes and ships were God’s wrath for trespassing. .

But now you’re telling me the triangle isn’t really a thing… What else from my developing mind isn’t real… Lol

I made the best pulled pork Sandwich last weekend using Chicken-of-the-woods mushroom in place of the pork.

I shredded the mushroom, dry sauteed until the tips began to brown. I added just a splash of oil, cumin, paprika, and oregano. Once the aromatics started smelling great I put in a light amount barbecue sauce for the last couple of moments. Then onto a toasted bun with some fried onions. Delicious!