If she doesn’t want it on her it’s going on the floor. I’m not about to risk a child because “it feels better.”

I used to date a girl who took birth control and preferred I just do it inside. But I also know a couple who got pregnant while using birth control.

That relationship didn’t last long.

We used to have a local band called “John Cougar Concentration Camp”, and it’s still one of my all-time favorite band names…

I think of it every time one of this turd’s mid-life crisis jams come within earshot.