I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”

No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.

Meatloaf.

We should cut the shit then…

Yeah, I tell everyone that’s where my familiar drinks from.

I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

Say what you will about the giant bugs and socialist toasters, but they never sold out their own for a percentage.

Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.

They could have done the equivalent the “last crusade”, but instead of Sean Connery, its Harrison Ford .

Stealing a doormat is also an option.

Either that or a career in the roller derby.

Would it be a drink or dim sum?

I dunno, man. Even if I could, I’d feel bad about hurting a manatee.