the YouTube one, are you kidding me? I could find a free course on how to do nearly anything, I could just scroll through a playlist and instantly learn months worth of material.
im going to watch so many elder scrolls lore videos
I’ll finally get what dark souls 2 lore is about
All fun and games until you open a link to some playlists of nazi conspiracies
Are you saying that these videos would convert you?
Doubt, but do you really want to have that shit littering your brain?
I’m happy the most disturbing shit I’ve been exposed was Happy Tree Friends, MLP jar, lemon party and backstreet boys.
Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn’t get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I’d order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.
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Yup. Whole Foods.
Yes but they also sell food online on their website (obviously only packaged and durable foods, nothing fresh).
That is correct, yes.
They have Amazon Fresh, Groceries on Amazon, and Whole Foods, as various options for fresh food ordered and delivered online. Many areas have same/next day delivery (free with prime+order min), I have noticed there is a difference in overlap between service areas with Whole Foods usually having biggest delivery radius/availability. https://us.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=GHTR3WLGY9SUNCHQ
Yeah Morrisons, but you have to be a prime member.
Pray they don’t stop …
last I checked, yes. https://www.amazon.com/groceries/s?k=groceries
Yeah they bought some food company
You could also just order something super expensive for free and just resell it
Amazon doesn’t even have the “no reselling” rule that Honey does
Youtube. Would save me so much time…
But also the amazon one would be nice, it would just require a lot of careful planning.
Amazon. I can have anything. Even if restaurants count as stores, I can cook. I can also sell my free cars to buy drugs or whatever from places that aren’t stores. Heck, I can trade or pay individuals to do whatever.
It doesn’t specify stores
It does say shop.
verb
So where you shop would be considered a shop. Sending someone else isn’t really shopping.
Tiktok is tempting if you could get a job as a social media manager
Yeah, and with the way social media works, there’s a decent chance that after establishing a pattern of being able to predict trends, you’ll be able to choose them. You don’t even have to be a social media manager to make money from that. Sell celebrity status. Or don’t when someone comes to you but you can’t predict them going viral.
Or on a different angle, you could predict stocks that are about to go viral. Depending on how far in advance, you’ll also be able to predict future events and things like election outcomes. If you use your power to become well known on social media and can get stuff about yourself trending, you’ll be able to predict your own life. And if you can set trends with self-fulfilling prophecies, you could start revolutions or bring down regimes (or at least generate popular opposition).
Tiktok one is by far the best. Downside barely there.
Yeah people are hopping on the Amazon one (which isn’t a bad choice) but predicting the future of trends like that is powerful. Especially once you become accustomed to it and can capitalize on them
Virtually any kind of business or marketing advisor gig, really. You’d be a golden goose.
Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.
You have to hire them on amazon though
No shopping involved if I just hire friends and family.
Only if you can buy friends and family on amazon ™
The Tiktok one is definitely underrated. You could start the most successful advertising company. Or grow a content farm worth billions.
YouTube would be insanely powerful, but only if you can control it. It could be a disaster if you open up YouTube and immediately fill your head with Jimmy Fellon clips and various Top 10 lists.
The YouTube one is OP. I can learn so much.
The YouTube one, for sure. I could learn so much!
But what if you’re just glancing across the recommended thumbnails and learning things you don’t want to know
I want to know everything.
fair
YouTube. I don’t want to drop shopping in stores for Amazon.
I’ll get the amazon one and totally undermine the company
Amazon has the best potential even if you limited the effect by 90% (one item a day). No stipulations about selling what you get
I don’t think I could sustain myself on one grocery item per day
One crate is still one item
One 500 gallon tank of lube. And yeah, this is a real thing.
what’s the point of selling when you can only buy from Amazon
Because only 10 of the items per day are free, and counting groceries you might want more.
I pick Firefox, what does that get me?
Amazon seems like a no brainer compared to the others. The Youtube one is awful, I spend half the time trying to avoid videos, not watch them.
Well, that power is amazing for studying and tutorials
Seems like it would be perfect for you then, as you would never have to watch any video there, ever again.
AirBnB?
You can’t buy a house on amazon…
Yeah, plus it feels like the trends for my age group are just the trends from younger people, but with a slight delay
