Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided
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At least with labview there’s all sorts of NI proprietary shit which makes instrumenting labview equipment slightly less torturous. Matlab is literally just expensive Python inside the world’s worst GUI and one indexing so it’s annoying to port algorithms out of it
It’s the only programming language I really delved into. I haven’t had to program since college. I found it very useful.
What You’re acc to your fav language
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/usr/lib/dict/en_all.hMATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.
I really enjoyed using MATLAB in school and it really helped with some of my graduate stuff. What scummy stuff are they up to? Any alternatives you’d recommend?
Python with numpy/matplotlib/scipy.
I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie
This interface is bloated
How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.
Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.
“You are an engineer and a nerd”
We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.
What language is that one?
Thanks!
Matlab
If you recognize them all, you’re a double nerd
Can I be a 1.99x nerd if I missed the bird one? (Swift, from a quick search)
Guess I’m one.
Am I delusional or am I really that nerdy? Who doesn’t recognise at least one of these?
I feel like they’re all super common language/frameworks
Omg, it’s scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can’t escape from because it pays all the bills.
You just described my life. JS is hell.
You guys are using typescript right? … right?
Yes. However, The same cannot be said for every other dev on the project.
Typescript helps a lot but JS still lacks a lot of the functionality, and especially the tooling, available in other frameworks.
Going from ASP.Net Core to NestJS is like digging holes with a shovel instead of a backhoe. It feels like a huge downgrade. And then half your time is spent dealing with the incredibly finicky dev environment.
I am not impressed.
Interesting! I have built several projects entirely in TS or with react/next frontends and I enjoy the DX a lot now that I have the experience with the overwhelming breadth of options out there. It was very frustrating and overwhelming for me at first though. I found Dockerizing to help with consistency and finickiness.
Just curious, what are you missing most from asp.net core?
Try typescript
It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.
And a Python developer is born!
Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python’s point of view…
PHP: You’re not a nerd. But you are at least trying.
PHP: You were a nerd, now you’re just outdated (and/or a WordPress developer).
I don’t have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.
Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.
In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Damn, this guy Haskells.
Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.
Look, I was forced to learn R (very badly) for my PhD (which I didn’t complete). So technically I’m not a nerd (it’s sadder than that). Yay!!
Elixir: Look of superiority
Rust: you are transgender
ASM: you are a nerd
Python: You are a high school student
Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.
PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript
HTML + CSS: You don’t know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.
Brainfuck: you like to brag
Python one is so fucking real as a high school student but I also know JavaScript and bash
What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don’t know jack shit about programming?
You’re a geek.
When I saw this reply in my inbox I honestly had no idea which of my posts it was going to be related to because it could probably apply to most of them.
I’m like that because:
- I need a hobby
- weird history with programming, but never actually liked any programming language enough to have a real project.
- now I found a niche language* that I like but so far it’s just not where I want get started (one example, still no bindings for Godot 4)
- Ray almost tricked me into making a framework for a framework but I saw right through that
- personal issues
*=Nim
