• @pixeltree
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    481 year ago

    Horrifying but I kinda like em

  • @thorbot
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    351 year ago

    now make me a rockussy

  • Sway
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    341 year ago

    Whimsically terrifying.

  • @qooqie
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    271 year ago

    I actually love them, they make me feel jolly lmao

    • @tacosplease
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      161 year ago

      I’d pay $10 for one of those and would absolutely put it in my yard.

      • @I_Fart_Glitter
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        121 year ago

        I feel like one is not enough. The group of them are laughing together, something has just happened that froze them in a moment of merriment, it does indeed feel whimsical. Jolly even. One by itself is just creepily laughing because it’s about to eat your soul.

      • @clothes
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        91 year ago

        I would buy a name card to place in front of it that says “Whimsical Porch Rock” because the name is vital to the experience.

    • @nexguy
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      31 year ago

      Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing…

  • WolfdadCigarette@threads.net
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    141 year ago

    I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

  • @someguy3
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    111 year ago

    I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.

    • @AgentGrimstone
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      21 year ago

      Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!

  • @1050053
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    81 year ago

    New Death Grips confirmed.

  • @LifeOfChance
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    71 year ago

    $10 each or for all? I’d buy them for sure. I’d hide them around the property to mess with people.

    • @Smokeydope
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      1 year ago

      Probably a piece, those false teeth probably cost a buck or two a piece and then factoring in the time and effort to either chisel out or melt a cavity into the rock for the teeth to go into