• Cleverdawny@lemm.ee
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    Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they’re a vegetable, so you can tell someone you’re eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald’s for some frenchy fries

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    Potatoes never go bad. They just start the process of turning into more potatoes.

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    [clap clap clap] “Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.”

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    Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

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      That’s because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They’re native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.

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      Your stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance

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      W̴̙͖̫̃͌̄́ę̴͉̼͖̜͎̤̻̙͔̪̜͌̋̑͗͘ ̴͈̥̱͒͒̅̾͒̈́̏̄̒̋̃͆͐͗͆̕͝͝w̸̨̗͇̥͓͈̘̰͉̯͍̟̠̰̻̝̟̒́̆̅̄̐͗͌͋͂̌̚͠͝ͅî̵̢̧̳͓̬̗͉̪̥ļ̷̟͇̮̫͔̥̗̝̣͙̈́̑̏́͒͐́̿̏̄͗̄̑̔͐̃͒͒̒̌̀͂͋̒̚͝l̷͉̣̙̜̤̘̞̻̍̎͆͑̌́̀͗̕͠ ̶̢̺͙̱̙̘͎̬̝̼̠̙̹̜̘̦̎̎̂̉̍͜ṡ̷̛̺͎̜̖̺̭̜͇̲̺̳̾̃̏̂̅̉͗͋̃͋͘͝͠ư̷̛̘̯̖̫̙̫̘̩̬͚̠̯̲̖͋͒̉̆͐̏̿̄͐́͌̌́̚f̷̛̘͉̦̉̈́̂̄̏́̆̈̒̓̽͌̈̐̊͆̄̋̐̇̈́̕͝ͅf̵̨̛͍̞̞̭͍̻̘̲̭͖̭̟͕̥̱̫͍̱̬̗͔̟̒̆̓̿̃̀́͐̉̊͐ͅͅẻ̶̡͎̳̦̪͎̦͚̞̮͇̮̗͔̲̹̦̘̱̻̗͖̟̻͉̐̔͆̃͊͂̏͆͐͘̚ͅr̸̛̄̇̋̊̒̄̑̉̄̓̈́͛̈́̏̀̎̕͜͠ ̵̝͖̣͓͙̮̹̰͎̺̟͆̅t̶̢̠̻͎̯͉̳̞̭̍̾̾͂̿̄̐͆̆̊̀͂͑̔́̓̚̚͝͝͠ő̵̢̨͔͍͍̥̭̪̻̼̜͔̦̙̫̰͎̏̈́̕̚g̶̖̱̩̋̑̐̑͌̍́̅͌̆̋̄̑̎̏̈́̎͐̀̃̚̕͘̚͝e̸̡̨̞͚̯̻̫͓̼̗̫͕̖̙͉̝̻̜͚̲̋͋̽͋̈́̚ẗ̴̨̢̢͉͚͕̘̻̣̖̣̠͓͎̫́̀̄̊̃͗̌̋̒͜ͅh̷̥̪̦̠͖̺̮̙̙̝̠̟̤̠̯̱̞̝̬̯̆̇ë̶̫̹͇̹̫̖̭̯̤̬́̔̊̌̎͑̊͆̐͑̂̂̚͝͠͝r̵̟͕͙̘͇̺̩͔̦̬̪̮̩̳̠̜̜̲͎͛̎̇̏̔̃͠ͅ,̶̗̣͙͚̟̮͛͐̈́͛͌͆͗͂̆̆͛͌͑̅͒̀͛̀͌̊̋̇̕ ̶̡̨̧̺̦̳͉̟̹̼̞̜̣̖̜̟͎͔͎̀͒̂̅̈̏̔̊̆̀̀̚̕͜͠Ĵ̴̢͚̩̤͕̹̗͈̘͎͕͓̆͛o̸̪̲̪̞̙͍̝̯̠̓̑̃͋̎ņ̶̢̖̤͔̪̜̻̺̰͉̺͋͋̒͗͌̋̅́̍̿̐̏̈́̈́̎̆̔̂̑͊̆̕̕̕͘͜͜

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      Tire stack… Start growing in a tire or right on the ground. As soon as it’s taller than the next available tire take that tire place it on the stack and bury the plant until there’s just a couple of leaves above ground. Everything you buried be gentle will root out and become space for more spuds. When it grows up taller than another tire rinse and repeat until you have a stack of tires when you’re ready to harvest just start knocking the tires over one by one. Works well to line them with plastic as well if you can

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      I’ve recently heard of some people living near the coast, carrying on an old local tradition of simply growing potatoes in seaweed instead of soil, adding a natural salty taste to them.

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      Can confirm. Started potatoes in a grow-bag last year, did another round this year. The bag doesn’t hold a ton of soil, but it was apparently enough to turn 5 seed potatoes into a few kilos of harvest

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    “Ỉ̷̧̢̢̛̙̫̰̰͚͈̹͉͉̭͍̱̪̟̬̬̜̤͙̲̩̤̗̲̼̥̠͓̜́͛̆̄͛̒̓͑̈́̾̈́̊̇͒̿̈͛́̍̃̔̔̈́͋͒̒͂̂̂͛͊̒̃̎͐̒̉̃̓̽͗̒̓̽̀́͆̆̈́̓̒̒̿̃͋͆̎͊̅̍͘̚̚̚͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̵̧̢̧̡̢̧̡̨̛̛̛͔̜̺̭̟̻̻̩̬̟̭͔̙̫̼̘̪͈̼͇͎̠͇̫̩̖͚̼̠̲͖͉̭̱͎͎̼̮͔̱̟̮̺̫͈͎̠͍̝̪̗̼̪̭̤͓̈̒̄́̒͋͗̏́̔̾̄͌̃̾̓̔̀́̒̉̈̂̾͂̓̉̓̓͋̃͒̾̓͊͛̉̊͆̓͊̈́̅͂̌̏́̒̔̒̾̄̃͑̀́̋́͂̃̌̏̓͌͂̃͛͂͛͌̍̆́̈́̊̄̽̏̉̐̈̀̒̓̽̊͘̕̕̚̚̕͘̕̕͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ř̶̨̡̨̢̡̖͔͇̹̠͇̻̖̬̣̺͇̬͚̝̳̩̟̦̥͍̯̦̺̤͇̗̺̪͉̦͓͍̜͎̼̩͎̙͚͔̲̫͚̫̰̬̝̺͓̣̰̲̞̥̝͓͎̜̟̗͎͕͈̲̻͉̮̫͚͕̰͚̩͈̙͚̫̤͙̥̲̻̯̯̱̻̻̻͇̠͖̆̋̄͗͗͗̂̉̽͑̄̈́̑́͒̐͛͑̑̅̍̀̈́̄̐̒̇̓̋̽̀͂͂̎͐̀̃̆̂̅͒͑̏̓͗̽̒̎̈́͑̌́̍̆̾̈́͘̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅę̶̧̨̡̢̡̢̨̢̨̧̛̰̺̟̖͍͈̜̱͙̤̼̩̟̫̪̫̲͔̫̞̹̩͙͙͚̻͕̤͈͙̪͇̣̦̥̩̭̠͔̜̫͚͖̯͍͕͚͓̞̺͎̥͚̗̜̮̖̪͓͔̩̮̩̙̭͉̼̞̲͉̺͚͓̝͔̗̪͙̰͓͈̯̹̒͐̈̈̓̆̀͂̎̿͜͜͜ͅͅͅq̴̨̧̢̢̨̨̡̨̢̡̡̛̛͈̻̞̼̲͙̤̗͙̮̱̦͔̻̖͍̫̻̯̙̝̳̺͓̝̬͉̩̞͚̬͇̱͚͓̱̻̭̤̳̫͚̪̙͈̯̘̜̙̞̜̘͔͍̻͈̥͚̯͕͔͙̭͖͇͕̰̹̦̗̣̜̙̺̖̭̱̙͎͇͐̑͋̀̿̒͗̈́̓̍̿́̓͆̐̆̉̒̓̓̀̐̓̀̑͌̕̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅu̸̧̨̡̧̨̦̣̙͈͖̭̙̪̤̜̬̞͕̹̜͚̜͇̻̘̤̳͚̺̥͚̩͇̮̙̱̹̣̭͎̺͕̠̻̝̱̘̬̝͇̥̪̯̤̞̬̝̹̳̘̺͉͚̻̟̜̟̥̣̟̗̪̱̟̘͍̻͇̩̖̼͍͔̫̼͈͙͚̅̃̀͂̔̀̿̿̉̈́̔̉͗̒̈́͗͐̄̐͛͛̈́̊̒͊̃̍̓́̎̈̑͑͒͆̊̄̑͗̿̀̈́͆̎͌̍͗̂̾͒́̃̓̑̓̂͆͂̉̏̏͆̂̀́̈̊̿̈́͛͒̿̚̚̚͘̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅͅḭ̸̧̨̨̡̗̱̩͉̞͇̤̠͚͖̦͇̪̜̲̗͓̺̦̺̣̩̮̲̰̪̹͍̫̭̝͈͉̘͙̠̠͍̤̞̼̪̪̪̮̰̹͕͎̈̆͌́̐̎͘͜ͅr̶̡̨̡̢̨̡̛̻͔̘̭̞͕̞͉̲̤͖̘̯̺̝̠͎͕̱̮̟̲͎͙̝̮͈͕̻͕̤̋̎̒͛͛̅̒͆̈̿̐͒͐̄̆͌͑̾̑̎̏̂͑̐̿̈̈́́̔̉̈́͆̓̐̚͘͜ͅe̶̡̧̡̤͎̙͈̗͇̖̫̺͇͖̻͈̥͇̦̩̰̣̯̲̱̗̥͈̤͉̟̗̓̾̀͊͒͗͂͊͗̏͊̅̒̃͂̔̊̿̌̍͛͌̑̈́͋̈́̋́͗͛͆͛͂̎̊̽̍͑̈́̑̋̇̂̂͊͐̄͂̈́̆͗̐̎́̓̐̋͑́̈́̔̾̐̿̌́̏̇̌͑͛̊͛͋̕̚̕̕̚͘͘̕͘͝ ̶̨̨̢̛̛̻̮̪̘̣̩̬̳͔͍͔͉̜̬͚͔͚̲̱̹͖͚͍͇̬̩̱̝̤̜̙͚̼̝̦̠͍̱̜̰̣̪̯͈̟͍͕͎̹̗̗͚̗̞͎̯̼̥̭̦̲̋͐͌̉̈́͗̀̋̈́̔̃̐̄̈́̓͆̏̏̔̿̕̚͜ͅs̴̡̨̧̨̨̡̨̢̨̧̧̗̦̳̣̹͈̭̗̺̹͕̰̰̯͈͓͇̭̦̟̗̬̖̻͈̮̤̼͓̤̞͚͈͓̻̖̠̰̞͔̗̯̥̠̩̥͇̱͚͙͔̖͍̭͎̠͖̜̩͖͙͇̱͔̯̤̖̼͉̟͇̜̬͉̖͇̪̐̑͗̾͛̈͑̄̀̀̈́̍͆̽̃̃̄̐̌̎̊̌͐̓̿͌̽̑̒̑̐̀͒̃͒͌̉͌̉͐͋͆̈́̄́̉͑͒̇̀̌̃̉̎͗̈̑̐̏͌̃́̈̎̒́̈̂̔͐̅͋̀͛́̇͂̍̾̅̊̎̔͆̄̕̕̕̕̕͘̚͘͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅò̶̢̢̨̡̠͎̹̦̫̘͈̳̺͓̭̬̯͚̠̗̮̙̗͉̭͕̼̰̮̞͉͈̖̰͙̻̬̩̹̣̱̙̳̳̜̣͙͌̍̐́͆͂̆̄̑̈́͑̓͆̎̓̈́́̀͐͑̈́̇̊́̋̑̎̽̅̐̈̍̽̀͛́̅́͋̽̋͗̎̇̂̇̍̂̔̓̌̽́̑̇̌̏̑͘͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅi̴̧̛̮̭̬͕̥͔͖͊̀̂́̂͆͊̈̎̎́͊͗̆̽̽̎̈́̆̒̅̈́̎̈́̐͊̎͑̽̓͘͜͜ͅl̵̛̳͇̝̤͚̹̱̺̜̠͓̮̗̫̜̳͖͚̣̘͚̥̣̯̘̝̻͖̰̠̬͖͖͙̭̱͎̞̣͕͉͖̥̪͉̪̰̲̞̠͙͎̿͋́̅͐̏̾̿̓̈͋̓́̈́̉̓̄̐́̉̔̂̄͊̊͆̅̐̎͛̉̏͑͋̌͋̄̇́̂̐̏̇̎̕̕̚̚̕̚͜͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅ,̴̡̢̡̨̢̧̡̧̨̛̛̛̛̛͉̘̜͔̟̣̭̜̟̯̱͓͇̮̩̯̞͔͔̟̗̣̪̟͎̱͙̼̮͕̮͍͕̳̰̰̩̻̳̤̱̩̗̜̠͓̳̝̻̈̅̒̎̐̔̋͐̀̽̑͑̅͊̔̃̅̈͌̇̆̾̒͆́̍̇̍͛̂͂̂͊̒̈͆͌́̃̃͑̽̃̅̈́̉̀͛̀̄͋̃̑̀̅̈́́̌̐͑́̽̈́̈́̾̓͆̽̈͛̉͌̎̈̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅ ̵̡̨̧̨̡̡̢̧̜̦̣̪̭̥͈̦͓̩͕̙̗͓͉̩͔̦̟̻̳͙͈͕̘̣̪͉̘̜̰͓̼̪̙̞̯͇̜̗̜͈͙̻͕̦͓͚̱̙͉̬̞̯͈̦͇̠̬̮̭̳͕̞̠̭̭̦̞͎̰͔̻̟͓̃̅́̄̐͛͜͠͝͠J̵̛̛̛̛̰̖͖̺͉̩̣̝͓̹̗̠̈́̌͊̅͂͗̓̍̈͋̀̏̌̒̿̑̏̐̔̂̃̀̍̾̑̈́̔͌͐̐̀̉̅̈̐̔̎̊̉̾̅͋̒́̂̋͆́͛́͑̽̒͂́̇̓̾̒̈́̈̋̓͐͌̔͐̓͆̅̿̎͊̈̋̆̿̊̿̕̚̚̕͘̕͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ơ̴̧̡̨̢̡̨̲̞̘̲̟͎̰̯̣͚̺̣̰͖̪̪̤̱͖͔̙͎̼̟͆͆͆́̎͒̓͒͊̔̒́͋̓͛̓͌̎̿̍͗̑͊̍͐̐̋̋̐̊͋̇̒͐͒̃̋̓̄̔͐̀͛͊̐̀͛͐̈̾͛̈̇̈́̋͂̕͝͠ͅn̸̨̛̛̜͈̱̪͉̥͚̪̮͓̪̱̹̫̹̯͈͚͎̘͆̔̌̍̈́̃̀͆͌̃̽͂̾̓̒̀͆̄̔̈́̈͆̍͂̒̀̈́̈́̇̽̆̀̀̇͒̊̌̇̒̉̈́̐͊͌̌̅́̈́̎̐̅̋̔̈́̆͒̾̎̐͆̆́͂͌̋̈́̇̋̃̊̈́͛̊͒͑͒̿̎͗̏̆̀̊̾͊̏̉̽̚͜͝͠͠!̴̢̡̢̢̛̳̩̗͉͍͉̺̩̗͚͎̩̻̦̩̣̦̫̳͇̪̞̦̦͙̩͖̩̱͈̰̣̲̯̲̳͔̥̮̬̞͎͇̣͎͇̼̭̠̻̺͔͔̘̮̩̩͇̰̱͉͉̫̟͖̄͋̕͜ͅͅ”

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    Potatoes revolutionized human agriculture once we discovered which parts of the plants weren’t poisonous. Unlike the human standard before that point, mostly grains, Potatoes can grow even on slopes and mildly rocky terrain.