Hours spent trying to get someone to buy a car they have no intention of buying are hours NOT spent making sales commissions.

  • valarus34@lemmynsfw.com
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    7 hours ago

    I could eat some pepperoni pizza and garlic bread. That will piss off my stomach something fierce. I can walk around the showroom crop dusting. It will clear out that dealership, I promise.

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      12 minutes ago

      I’ll not take some devrom for a few days and respectfully use their facilities. They might have to burn down the building to get the smell out.

    • SPRUNT@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 hours ago

      I think the Geneva Convention says something about chemical warfare. Sounds like you’re flirting with danger there. See if you can get a note on medical letterhead confirming your diagnosis with Crohn’s Disease so you can bring it out and threaten medical discrimination.