This chart is incomplete. Where’s the bricks? Where’s the fire?
It’s shit bricks and shit fire, can’t you see?
If the constipation is severe there shouldn’t be anything on the chart. Just a blank space.
What does it mean if you poop a pile of perfectly spherical pellets?
You’re a rabbit.
What does it mean if you poop a pyramid of perfectly square cubes?
You’re a wombat.
Damn, didn’t expect you to be right.
Or spongebob
You’re a Borg
Constipation is futile
I am designation 2².
Ok, what does THAT mean??
I’m actually trained in this. I went to school and this was a topic and then I passed a test and got a license. My name is registered on a state database and I put letters behind my signature. I’m an expert on shit.
Certified shitposter!
I’m embarassed by how often I think about this chart.
Who hasn’t shit for a year
I have shit twice this year.
First shit of the year was a type 3
I drank a lot over the course of last year to this year, so five times for me. Normally it’s like twice a week
Is there such a chart for all the major cities ?
7
😮
Just the way I’m built
What if your type 4 is like 2-3 feet long?
You should look into an onlyfans career
I’ll get right on it. Named SteamyLogs.
Steamy
I do 6 way more often than I probably should.
First was 6 after eating some Mexican food. Then it was 3 later. So I guess we are all good.
TIL about Snake poop
Don’t think I’ve ever been Type 1 thankfully but have done all the rest
