Linux: 9/10
Linux with rice: 10/10
Linux: 9/9
Linux with rice: 10/10
But…!
Linux without rice is great and can’t be better, but with rice you have rice on top of that meaning by definition it has to have a higher score. I’m high too.
Hi high, rice to meet you.
Hi rice, high to meet you.
High at 14h
Sure sounds Arbeitslos to me
(This is a joke, not an insult or criticism)
Oh nooooo! How dare youuuuuu!
Sauce?
Yes please.
Salsa?
ALSA
LSA
Oh, this brings me back
Extra spicy!
Got it from reddit 😁.
It’s too dry now. Add some liquid…
Like transmission oil?
No, transmission-cli
Lube should do it…
Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables
Any chicken? My laptop loves chicken and I would rather not cut it out of his diet, he gets moody.
I’d mix some egg in too just for extra fanciness
Stirred or just pour them on top?
No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?
Yes, my thoughts as well.
Can I have your wallpper?
I was told this was appropriate.
Next time use arborio rice. It sticks together nicely and creates a protective layer for your keyboard.
Do I use chicken with it?
Better to put thin slices of raw fish on it.
White wine and lemon should go nicely with that.
I generally use avocado and horseradish that I dye green for some reason.
Add some bananas and cinnamon 🤤.
Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.
Dunk your computer in water first, then the rice will have more effect.
How do I know when to stop ricing?
Grind the rice to a fine dust… you wont need those packets.
Tastes better with sauce. I prefer Sambal Olek or Tabasco, but Maggi is also fine if you’re that kind of person.
Close it down as hard as you can to create a seal. You’re trying to just get moisture out of the laptop not the air.
So ricing works better with air, got it 👍.
Not visible: the bottom of the case bulging out because the battery is inflating like a balloon
I was told that is a part of the ricing process.
6/10 Bland colorscheme and misalignment.
