don’t forget about Teams - Microsoft Discord
I thought it was Microsoft Slack
I hate teams with such a passion, i genuinely got upset reading the comparison
It could be Microsoft Skyp- oh…
The only redeemable thing about Teams is that it serves as an example of how you can be worst-in-class for everything, but still succeed somehow
It’s because everything else is worse. Yes, corporate communication software is that bad.
Who can forget about teams :(
Office365 - Microsoft LibreOffice
Bing - Microsoft Google
Bing chat: Microsoft ChatGPT
Well ChatGPT is Microsoft as well.
That just makes it more funny that Bing is the emotionally unstable version
“Just” 49% of it.
Funny enough they actually do have their own build of java. https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
J# was also literally MS Java
Wait, didn’t they have their own implementation of Java in the 90s, so applets could run in their IE browser. But it was intentionally such shit that applets never worked right and it basically killed Java in the browser?
You forgot Microsoft iOS… RIP Windows Phones
Or the Microsoft ipod… RIP Zune
The Zune is actually quite serviceable in 2023. I saw a video of someone modifying one to take a Micro SD Card, a Bluetooth Chip and a bigger battery! I don’t think there are any modifications to the Operating System you can do, but the Bluetooth off and on is actually piggybacking off the Wifi Switch for power to the BT board.
I legitimately enjoyed the couple Windows Phones I had. But I think that’s an unpopular opinion.
They were actually really solid devices with a great user experience. They just came along too late.
For Microsoft Chrome it’s literally what it is on PC and Android. In iOS it’s Microsoft Safari because Apple doesn’t like actual competition.
You mean Microsoft kde?
Good one
WSL - Microsoft Linux
Don’t forget:
-Microsoft App Store
-Microsoft iPad
-Microsoft Galaxy Fold
-Microsoft Gmail
-Microsoft iTunes
-Microsoft Slack
-Microsoft Facebook
-Microsoft Facebook Work
-Microsoft FaceTime
-Microsoft Google Docs
-Microsoft Dropbox
Don’t forget about Microsoft OpenGL.
I find the Microsoft Chrome extra funny due to it being chromium based.
I think that’s the joke.
Powershell - Microsoft Bash
M$ Inferior Bash *
Powershell is dope.
Try the new cross-platform Powershell!
PS Core!
for windows-land, powershell is actually nice, it can do a lot of things and isn’t dramatically inferior to bash on a linux machine
Azure - Microsoft AWS
I think i just send them the last one, when ever a coworker ask me to install edge :D
MicrosoftChrome.exesounds like a great name for a virus or something
